Eighty CDs – Check
Glittery Costumes – Check
Makeup – Not yet! Get a move on, beeatch!
Keyboard – Check!
Keyboard Stand – Check!
Helicon – Check!
Cables – Check!
Sheet Music – Don’t Need It, MUTHAFUCKAA!
Fucked Shit – Check!
Legions of Polish Fans and Groupies – Check!
Canadian Flag – UNCheck! Fuck Patriotism!
Rock and Roll Spirit – Check!